the following are all racist, so i hope noone takes offence...
There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving?
The cop.
How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit?
9 months.
Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
someone who's to lazy to steal.
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?
The defendant.
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."
What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?
He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.
What's black and tan and looks good on a nigger?
A Doberman
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for 500 quid!
A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
Q: Ever hear about the black man who went to college?
A: Neither Have I.
Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting
Q: How do you kill 50 flys?
A: Hit a somailen in the face with a shovel
By the way.. im not racist.. i used to have lots of black friends..
Before my father sold them.