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PostSubject: Re: funny one lines/jokes   funny one lines/jokes - Page 10 Icon_minitimeTue Feb 05, 2008 2:26 pm

haha niiiiiiiiice
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PostSubject: Re: funny one lines/jokes   funny one lines/jokes - Page 10 Icon_minitimeWed Feb 13, 2008 10:09 pm

the following are all racist, so i hope noone takes offence...

There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving?
The cop.

How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit?
9 months.

Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
someone who's to lazy to steal.

What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?
The defendant.

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."

What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?
He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.

What's black and tan and looks good on a nigger?
A Doberman

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for 500 quid!

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.

Q: Ever hear about the black man who went to college?
A: Neither Have I.

Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting

Q: How do you kill 50 flys?
A: Hit a somailen in the face with a shovel

By the way.. im not racist.. i used to have lots of black friends..
Before my father sold them.
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PostSubject: Re: funny one lines/jokes   funny one lines/jokes - Page 10 Icon_minitimeMon Feb 18, 2008 1:40 pm

lmao charlie
i think your closing comment was the funniest of them all lol
i shall post some up soon
but i need a big shit first lol
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lol
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