Today I came on to Cro before KavaMağurin got a 9ft ladder from Afghanistan whilst burying his Ostrich into a Haxer, the Ostrich thought it strange that someone who he knew him would attempt some thing crazy like playing guitar with nothing on except a condom. Unfortunately the condom split whilst the guitar got into a solo witch could make Church cry. Then a guy called Trent decided that he could shout "I'm a HomoSapian" and Charlie decided to prove that he had a big monkey so the whole world had asked weather or not it was real. Proving this Charlie had gone out side to tell Chunk "you complete cunt where the hell did you fuck that monkey?" Chunk replied "In its own fucking house retard!" Charlie was confused so he went to disneyland to witness sodimy never before seen in actual real life. After cucumber sandwiches he lead everyone to a cave where they re-enacted the battle of the Bulge in slow-motion, which caused mass riots due to poor masturbating, this meant Charlie didnt quite know how to Kill Chunk. Later that milenium, Jesus christ appeared naked and covered his nut sack with a pie. This pie was different to other crusty treats due to its churchilicious gravy and genetically enhanced slugs embedded upon the pastry, this annoyed Charlie because he wanted sex, instead trent fucked achmed the dead terrorist using the pie. Church watched frag masturbate charlie off while Chunk met greased up death guy with the pope and hitler. Hitler took ages getting chunk dressed into stockings much to the Führer's disgust, Chunk infuriated by the Fuhrers moustache decided to pull a moony infront of mother teresa. Whom liked to touch herself, this holy woman decided that frag should bum jesus and santa at the same time in the holy synagogue
Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:13 pm
