twist a wish

Heya, this is a game where you have to twist the wish of the person above you. For example

1.: I wish I had an icecream
2. Granted but it melts instantly in your arms
I wish I was a penguin
3: Granted, but then you die

I wish I had a belt
etc, etc, etc,

I'll start

I wish i had a really big house.

but then you would be lonely in the big house on your own

my turn

i wish i had a lepricorn

granted

but the lepricorn grow to an enormous size and eats you

i wish i had a jaguar

granted

but the jaguar gets hit by a train with you in it

I with I had a

granted

but the elephant squishes you when it sits down

i wish i could go scuba diving

Granted

but teh sharke above your head (avator) bit your legs off

I wish I choud go to space

granted

but you did not wish for oxygen so you die

lol

i wish i was call girl

LOL

Granted

but u only get ugly customers that paid with bottles

wish I was teh president

Granted



But someone decides to assassinate you, just like "J.F.K"



I wish for Kava to stop eating so many cheese burgers!

Not Granted!!!

they choud however taste better.

I wish Frag was more leet its embarrassment for the other members

think I need to quit this game lol

Granted... Oh wait, that was granted long ago..........

Yesh. Quit this game, and then quit CS:S, you're bloody rubish!!! ^^

I wish Kava had balls...

granted

but you have to suck them

i wish you'd stop arguing =/

Granted

but he started it

I wish for world pease

Granted

But good things never last...

I wish for a faster internet connection

granted

but its so fast it blows your mind!!!

i wish i had a pet midget that could fire tennis balls at other people.

Granted

But the Wormhole to Imaginationland is sucking all Imaginatiory creatuers back to Imaginationland

Wish I was deaths apprentis

granted

but after an accident including a scithe, a cheeseburger and a black cape you got food poisoning and died... you dont wanna know what happened!

i wish for a kava

hehe

Granted

An herb used in dietary supplements intended to promote relaxation and stress relief. Kava has been linked to an increased risk of liver toxicity.

and u was the unlucky one, your liver is now toxic


I wish for food

suprise suprise...

granted

but its plastic



i wish for perfect eyesight

Granted

but your eyesight was so good that u looked after the sun for one milisec and got blinded.

I wish I was a child again too much responsiability

granted

but your soo young you shit yourself in public!

i wish essays didnt excist

lol! granted

but all future writers cant write stories anymore therefore no books are ever made.

i wish for an infinate amount of alcohol

Granted

But i end drinking it all on the way to giving it to you.



I wish Hang overs didn't exist

granted

but then men have pms

i wish i had £100,000,000

granted
but then you will spend all that money on prossies and end up getting AIDS, and not the good kind either

I wish i had your mum church