twist a wish

granted

but you come up with something so ingenius and funny to say to all of us, you die like that guy in the monty python sketch who dies from the funniest joke in the world.

i wish i knew how to find all the sensual spots on a woman

Granted (lmao at kava and the gay prison lol, sounds like a church)

But you find all the senseual spots on a woman and you decide to give her the ultimate pleasure to the maxxx and want to hit them all at once you do this and she screams out loud and the pleasure is so much she explodes infront of you (and not in the good way) And your coverd in her body parts after doing this u decide to turn gay as you never want a women to blow up on you again.

I wish that i was fit enough to run around and not die

granted

but your sooo fit (something i thought i would never say about a guy) the government come along take you away in a white van to experiment on you, here they find the key to genetic mutation in humans and the make you into a new super soldier, then you get beat down by Sir. Church in a matrix like move... hense your dead.

i wish you'd all slow down with your posts

Granted

But as we have now all slown down with our posts the forums ends up going backwards and then because of this unexplainable event the internet meltsdown and is broken forever. everyone then finds out it is as a result of your wish and hunts you down and eat you.


I wish that We could figure out how to stop time

granted
but then u become hero from heroes and (sorry for spoiler everyone)
u get stuck in feudal Japan and u r never able to get out again, at that time there are no computers so u have to spend the rest of ur life knowing that u will never be able to play cs again

I wish that i had that birds power from heroes where whatever she says she can do e.g. she sees someone skateboarding, she can do it without even trying

Granted

But as you want to be able to learn everything and copy it out you end up becoming a, Fictional bisexuals | Gay superheroes | Fictional characters who can fly | Fictional characters who can move at superhuman speeds | Fictional characters with multiple personalities | Fictional characters with superhuman strength | Fictional Jews | Fictional mass murderers | Fictional pedophiles | Fictional rapists nd then u r hnunted down and killed

I wish that we could have a few clan matches soon for a laugh

granted

i think we should all play against each other, but i will need people to help me organise them!

i wish for lamb chops and mint gravy for dinner =]

Granted

But the lamb isnt cooked propaly so you die

I wish that i could one day buy a 25 ft sub from subway

i cant be arsed with that one
but fucking lmao with ur last granted chunk
straight to the point
i like

lol i think my message got across

granted
but u actaully order somethin with pickles on it!
(if you like pickles u are insane)
so you chuck it away and it was a waste of money.

i wish for the intellegence of all brainiacs everywhere!

Granted

But your so brainy your head becomes 50 times bigger than your body and your are walking along a bridge and think "Hmmmm i wonder what is over the edge of this bridge" And you look over and becasue of the im balance of your body you fall off the edge and die horribly on rocks and needles and porcupines!

(i fuckin love pickles btw they arreee sooo nice!)

I wish that i was allways able to eat subway.

i love pickles too, gherkins especially hmmmmm i always ask for loads of em
(u will only get this if u watch south park quite a bit)
granted
but then you become like Jared from the subway adds, and end up losing loads of weight, you say its due to eating only subway sandwiches and also because of your Aids, u mean personal assistants but everyone else thinks u mean the bad AIDS, u set up the AIDS for everyone foundation and say that u will personally give out AIDS yourself to all the needy children, people hunt you down and rip your balls off for this, and you have no idea why
I wish that i could go to the moon

Granted

You go to the moon and find a damn hot moon women and you make love all the moon day and all the moon night. Only to wake up and find the moon womens really angry husband at the base of ur bed, he straps u down and u become his sex slave then he cjhops u up and eats u.

I wish for nothing to do

ur wish is granted

lol smooth trent... real smooth
i wish trent would stop sayin "your barred"

granted, but then you end up missing me saying Your barred so much as it is proper funny (especially if u know where the saying is from (Johns Smiths adverts for all u not in the know btw)) that u say to me oh trent please start saying it again and im like no, cos u didnt want me to, and then u plead and plead so im like ok i will do, but because its been so long sice ive said it i have to go all out and i end up Barring everyone, which in turn leads to me banning everyone by accident which creates a series of events which leads to the destruction of life as we know it, oh and u get AIDS kail lmao (only joking)

I wish for a Bugatti Veyron please and the motorway speed limits to be like they are in Germany (please no granteds about me going to fast and dying, come up wid summit more original please)
Trent out

granted

but because its a cheap version, when you get on the motorway your car falls to bits and the ppl behind you have too much speed and they run you down.
and you gat clamidia as well cuz a tramp rapes you

i wish for chunks viginity

granted
but its already been taken by a horse, but he doesnt tell you, and then the horse gets jealous, and takes u from behind whilst ur fucking chunk and u get impaled and die
I wish that life was more simple

Granted

You get bored with simple life and jump into a bit of scorpions

I wish that i ould meet this horse that has rogerd me

granted
but its been ages since u last saw it and it gets very upset when u see it cos its feelings have been hurt so badly since u dumped it, that it hoofs u in the face and ur face is ruined forever
I wish i had a tongue like gene symons

Granted


But you decided to see what you can do with this tounge and try to lick the inside of a battery out and then all the battery stuff goes into your body and once it runs out u just stop woring and are buried alive


I wish for Peeches Geldof to suck me off (i dont know why i sed here first name came to my head then i wwas thinking mmmmm i reckon with a dad who is an absoloute fuckin rem then she may have alot of frustration she wants to get out of her body in the form of sexual action)

granted
but shes as rough as a kazakstany road and she gives you AIDS
from her mouth

I wish for Keira Knightely to barge through my office door, tell me she wants dirty hardcore sex with me and she wants me to film it so that all the lads from SBK can see

Granted



I wish for sexual pleasures

yeah i didnt think you would be able to come up with something negative with that one
TRENT WINS!!!