twist a wish

haha, well tbh Firstly it is Keira Knightely secondly it is you, and thirdly it involves the resto f the clan and i couldnt not let us watch that video.

so as i said before
TRENT WINS!!!!!

the only thing you have won is Kails love

then TRENT HASNT WON

lol so we start again

I wish for some creamy pie and and for a Naked Elisha to jump out

granted
but unfortunately the chef has been a stupid cunt and cooked the pie with elisha still in it, she does jump out, but its not a pretty sight as all her guts and stuff fly out of the pie when u cut into it, u cant fuck her, and u most certainly cant eat the pie, all is ruined

I wish for the myths about rainbows to be true, that there is a pot of gold at the end, and that the rainbow landed in my garden and i found that damn pot of gold

Granted

but as the rainbow happend to be the size of a small plane the pot of gold lands on your house and a giant Lepricorn jumps out and eats ur dog then has his way with you and feel ashamed so u kill urself

I wish for non working weekend shifts

not my dog, anything but my baby dog

granted

but then because you dont work weekends ur hours during the week are doubled and u never get any time to play cs with us during the week

I wish for my own elephant

Granted

But it gets drunk like dumbo and trys to fly away as he doesnt like your skills as an elephant handler so he goes to the top of ur house and jumps of but cant fly lands on the trampoline u got outside and flys back up and through your window and lands on you and squishes u so u pee blood for ever and then die

I wish for a slice of the action

granted
but there is no action so u end up only getting a peice of pie, but its been injected with cold lumpy custard and the taste experience is ruined

I wish that girls werent so complicated

come on someone
lets get this game going again

Granted

but then they are so simple that they annoy every man to brink of suicide then the world ends has gay people only like eachother and them selves

I wish to go to the oktoberfest next year

granted
but then all the tickets have gone when u try to buy them so you have to come to benicassim with me instead
i wish it was christmas tomorrow

Granted

But u then forget that it is christmas and sleep through the whole day and then u wake up sad


I wish that i knew what falafel tastes like

same here actually lol

granted
but then you try it and it tastes like shit, and you really wish that you had never wished to know what it tasted like

I wish the bus service in sheffield would get its fucking act in gear as i had to wait 40 minutes for a bus today

Granted

But cause there are so on time now the local cat who is used to the late bus so he can cross the road safley now gets run over by the on time bus u see this and puke up on Pamela Anderson who was waiting for a bus and her boobs impload and she melts then the whole world hates u for what u did to pam!


I wish for more time to sleep (i am goin bed now trent sorry need sleep)