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Guest Guest
| Subject: funny one lines/jokes Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:26 am | |
| Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are gone. So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you use a disabled one. |
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Trent army .:/Admin\:.
Posts : 1201 Join date : 2007-11-08 Age : 36 Location : Sheffield
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:36 pm | |
| have you heard about the new car that renault are bringing out, supposedly it helps you make you kids dissapear, its called the renault Mcaine did i just go there, oh i think i did :p | |
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Capt_Chunk .:/Admin\:.
Posts : 1270 Join date : 2007-11-08 Age : 36 Location : Rhonda boi
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:57 pm | |
| haha trent, dw i think it is time for the maddie jokes.
What's the difference between the McCanns and other parents? When other parents bury their kid in sand at the beach for a laugh, they dig them back out afterwards. | |
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Trent army .:/Admin\:.
Posts : 1201 Join date : 2007-11-08 Age : 36 Location : Sheffield
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:14 pm | |
| lol whats the difference between madie and pope john paul the 2nd the pope died a virgin | |
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Capt_Chunk .:/Admin\:.
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| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:10 pm | |
| haha
Gerry and Kate McCann went to see the Pope to ask if he could help find their daughter. The Pope said he'd love to help but the Catholic Clergy was more used to hunting down small boys. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:35 pm | |
| ouch |
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Trent army .:/Admin\:.
Posts : 1201 Join date : 2007-11-08 Age : 36 Location : Sheffield
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:36 pm | |
| thats what maddie said lol | |
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Capt_Chunk .:/Admin\:.
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| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:21 pm | |
| - Trent army wrote:
- thats what maddie said lol
lmao that was good Trent. actually made me laugh out loud. | |
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Trent army .:/Admin\:.
Posts : 1201 Join date : 2007-11-08 Age : 36 Location : Sheffield
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:12 pm | |
| thats cos im a funny guy lol i got another one church if this is too racist tell me and i shall delete, i hope it aint cos this joke is mint right 2 black guys are walking down the street, they see a shop infront of them with this sign 'black guys the moment you have all been waiting for is finally here, turn yourselves white for £15' the 2 black guys look at each other in amazment the first one says "dude this rocks, finally after years of persecution we can finally be equal with the white man, but keep our black roots" the 2nd guy says "yeah man lets do it" they both check in their pockets the 1st guy pulls out a £20 note and the 2nd guy pulls out a £10 note. They think for a second then the 1st guy says right i got it ill go in with the £20 note get myself changed then when i come out i shall give you the £5 change so that you can get it done too, the other guy nods in agreement and the guy goes in Half an hr later the 1st guy comes back, a fucking miraculous change has occured this bloke who was blacker than black is now completely white, blonde hair, blue eyes, the lot the other black guy in shock says "wow thats amazing, dude give me that £5 change so i can get myself changed" The newely changed white guy says back "Nigga please, go get yourself a job!!" lmfao | |
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Capt_Chunk .:/Admin\:.
Posts : 1270 Join date : 2007-11-08 Age : 36 Location : Rhonda boi
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:59 pm | |
| Hahahaahah That is quality man. not as good as urs but still... Two Sanatry towels walking down the road one day they spot to Tampons across the road one turns to the other and says "should we go over and have a chat with them?" The other replies "Nah there both stuck up cunts!" | |
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Trent army .:/Admin\:.
Posts : 1201 Join date : 2007-11-08 Age : 36 Location : Sheffield
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:02 pm | |
| lol nice dude i like made me chuckle lol | |
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Capt_Chunk .:/Admin\:.
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| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:30 pm | |
| good good, that was the idea | |
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Trent army .:/Admin\:.
Posts : 1201 Join date : 2007-11-08 Age : 36 Location : Sheffield
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:37 pm | |
| WOOP WOOP you got skills as well now high five | |
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Capt_Chunk .:/Admin\:.
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| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:47 pm | |
| *SLAP*
High fives are so awsome! | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:48 pm | |
| nice jokes got a grin on my face finaly after 8 hours work |
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Church .:/Admin\:.
Posts : 492 Join date : 2007-08-22 Age : 33 Location : midlands
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:26 pm | |
| lol thought this said funny 1 LINERS!
fools
lol | |
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Capt_Chunk .:/Admin\:.
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| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:32 am | |
| sorry church, i got a funny one liner Church is good with ladies...... | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:06 am | |
| ouch that gotta hurt.
hmmm one liners.
what is big and round and can pwn u all in css ? ME |
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Capt_Chunk .:/Admin\:.
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| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:22 am | |
| haha Kava that is a funny one | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:42 am | |
| - Kavamašurin wrote:
- ouch that gotta hurt.
hmmm one liners.
what is big and round and can pwn u all in css ? ME Best JOKE I've heard in a long time!!! Sorry guys, but this one's the Joke of all Jokes!! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:47 am | |
| Man walks into the Doctors all wraped up in nothing but clingfilm. Man:Doctor, Doctor, I think there's something wrong with me..... Can you tell me what it is?!?!?? Doctor:It's simple my friend, I can clearly see your nuts!!! |
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Trent army .:/Admin\:.
Posts : 1201 Join date : 2007-11-08 Age : 36 Location : Sheffield
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:25 pm | |
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Capt_Chunk .:/Admin\:.
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| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:19 pm | |
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Church .:/Admin\:.
Posts : 492 Join date : 2007-08-22 Age : 33 Location : midlands
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:06 pm | |
| lol we're all soo harsh to each other
and blatontly i am the best at cs.s! | |
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Church .:/Admin\:.
Posts : 492 Join date : 2007-08-22 Age : 33 Location : midlands
| Subject: Re: funny one lines/jokes Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:12 pm | |
| - Trent army wrote:
- thats cos im a funny guy lol
i got another one church if this is too racist tell me and i shall delete, i hope it aint cos this joke is mint right 2 black guys are walking down the street, they see a shop infront of them with this sign 'black guys the moment you have all been waiting for is finally here, turn yourselves white for £15' the 2 black guys look at each other in amazment the first one says "dude this rocks, finally after years of persecution we can finally be equal with the white man, but keep our black roots" the 2nd guy says "yeah man lets do it" they both check in their pockets the 1st guy pulls out a £20 note and the 2nd guy pulls out a £10 note. They think for a second then the 1st guy says right i got it ill go in with the £20 note get myself changed then when i come out i shall give you the £5 change so that you can get it done too, the other guy nods in agreement and the guy goes in Half an hr later the 1st guy comes back, a fucking miraculous change has occured this bloke who was blacker than black is now completely white, blonde hair, blue eyes, the lot the other black guy in shock says "wow thats amazing, dude give me that £5 change so i can get myself changed" The newely changed white guy says back "Nigga please, go get yourself a job!!" lmfao LMFAO it might be racist but its funny! | |
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