funny one lines/jokes

haha trent good man, i got a good one i herd but it is sick so i am gonna spoiler the punch line on them,

What do you do when u licked out a hairless fanny?

Spoiler:

What is round hairy and bobs up and down in a pram?

Spoiler:

i wanna know
tell me

? you wanna know what?

dont matter
i just didnt know what that spoiler thing was, didnt realise you pressed in the box and the text came up lol
nooob

lol noooob, btw



YOUR BARRED!

u cant do that
thats like shotgunning for the car when ur in the house its bs
you have to time it right chunk

i know i feel bad now, i take it back, and will make u a pie to say sorry

you had better do bitch
make it cherry

LMFAO!! kinda sick chunk but fuckin funny

lol yeh same reply i had when i herd them charlie

do you know why black people smell?

Spoiler:

can I say a proper more then 1 line joke (well 2 of them?)

have you not been reading the jokes put previously dude, most of them are like 30 lines long lol
just tell some funny ones

not really in a joke telling mood atm but here is a little summit

Why did Freddy kill Martin Luther King, Jr.?
Because he had a dream!

god appears to a man and says if he wants to go to heaven then he needs to stop drinking, taking drugs and having sex.

a few weeks later he apears again and asks the man how it has been going,
the man replies "the drink and drugs were easy but when my wife bent down to look in the freezer i just had to give her one there and then"

god replys "I'm not really happy with that"

man replys "neither was asda"

nice joke
made me giggle

haha both of those are good guys. made me laugh

a scouser walks into a job centre ans say "I am hard working, honest and desprete for a job",

the assistant replies "thats fortunate we have just got one in. we need a chauffer for a millionaire which includes looking after his twin nympho daughters whilst on overseas trips. it comes with a 200k salery."

the scouser says "You're Bullshitting me.....

the assisstant says "well you fuckin started it!"

nice mate
made me laugh out loud, got people at working staring at me strangely now

Little old Jessie and her husband Bill went to the doctor's, they sat down in front of the doctor to explain their problem.
"How can I help you both today?" asked the doctor.
"Well," said Jessie, "the thing is, Bill and I are having a bit of trouble in the bedroom."
"Oh right", replyed the doctor, "well you are not getting any younger are you, how old are you now?"
"We are both 75, but we still enjoy a good play every now and again, can you do somthing, its just that Bill can't seem to last like he used to!!"
"Well there is something I can give you," said the doctor, "these herbal tablets should give you more energy and help you go on, you need to take 3 on a Monday then skip a day, 4 on a Wednesday then skip a day, and 5 on a Friday and skip the weekend!"
"right, thank you very much doctor." and off the old couple went!

3 weeks later the doctor saw old Jessie in the street, "How's Bill going on," he asked?
"Well, unfortunatly he passed away last week." replyed Jessie.
"Oh no," said the doctor, "I am sorry, I hope it was nothing to do with the medication!"
"No it wasnt that," said jessie, "but the fucking skipping killed him!!!!"

its shit i know but i cant find any other good ones today

made me giggle!

lol made me chuckle i liked the scouser one to rockhit

i got many more joke where they came from...mothers phone

she got some sick friends

lol well get them up here, and get your mum on here to fella, lol only messin btw have you noticed how this is more or less the only thread to stay on the topic of the actual thread lol

ye but

did you listen to the political news of thursday on tv?

no?